gg March

March can diagf afaic.

My month in a nutshell (over and over and over and over.............. again):

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 607219
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP1: $82.10
MP2: $29.25
CO: $53.45
BTN: $45.25
SB: $63.25
BB: $67.65
UTG: $116.00
Hero (UTG+1): $50.00
UTG+2: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with 8 8
UTG raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 5 folds, SB calls $1.25, BB calls $1

Flop: ($6.00) 6 8 9 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $4.50, SB folds, BB calls $4.50, UTG folds

Turn: ($15.00) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11, BB raises to $61.65 all in, Hero calls $33 all in

River: ($103.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $103.00

BB shows Q J (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
BB wins $100.00
(Rake: $3.00)
villain says "that's poker at its best!"

Added up every pot > 50bb and it's 2/3 this shit and 1/3 bad play due to tilt from this shit (if you count shoving 30%+ equity for 0EV bad play when you know they're never folding). Possibly my first losing month ever if things don't turn around fast. I think I've hit the "worse than you ever thought possible" because it's not possible to run worse than this imo - and I've had more than a few gross runs. $2k+ under EV plus unbelievable amounts of KK vs AA and set vs weird straight coolers between 2/3 50nl and 1/3 100nl for the month in only 75k hands.

Everyone on the forums wants to talk about ranges and playing peoples' ranges but I have a new improved plan: take your absolute hand strength and just +1 it to find out what they have. Oh and FYI people don't fold hands when they don't beat anything when I shove because they have an under pa--ooooohhhh shiny over there! ie. bottom-pair-no-draw is +1 of nut flush draw. Don't think about making that NFD either because they get their cards swapped out for a set that boats up when you hit your NFD.